more silliness from the Ong Siblings

Frances (9:51 AM): Papa is sho cute.

Frances (9:51 AM): I kissed the side of his head kagabi and I smelled smoke. And I pretty much looked at him like this:  

Frances (9:51 AM):  

John Ong (9:52 AM):  ...and?

Frances (9:52 AM): and I gotta say, if I didn't know what he looked like lying, Papa's not a bad actor. 

Frances (9:52 AM): He does 'shock' and 'innocently accused' vewy vewy well.  

Frances (9:53 AM): (2 second pause) eyes widen slightly. mouth is a small letter 'O.'  

Frances (9:53 AM): but his excuses fall short

Frances (9:54 AM): "Someone was smoking in the house and they just put it in Papa's hair!"  

Frances (9:54 AM): *with motion of someone injecting smoke in his hair* 

Frances (9:54 AM): so it's up to me and A-jak to scold him and tell him he's not cute. 

Frances (9:54 AM): even if he eeees  

John Ong (9:55 AM):  ...Hirap magpalaki ng magulang, no?

Frances (9:55 AM): zobra

Frances (9:55 AM): hanep sa diskusyon 

Frances (9:55 AM): and tucking him in at night! mygash!  

John Ong (9:55 AM):  Did I ever tell you what gift I'd give you if I could?

Frances (9:55 AM): what? 

John Ong (9:55 AM):  It's PERFECT for you! And only for you!

Frances (9:55 AM): hmmm  

John Ong (9:55 AM):  ...A "ridiculous wand"....(let me explain)

John Ong (9:56 AM):  It bestows the owner with a special power...

John Ong (9:56 AM):  You point at someone with it...and shout..."rrridiculous!!!!"

Frances (9:56 AM):  or ridonkulous!

John Ong (9:56 AM):  ....And the person turns into the ridiculous looking dog they most closely resemble

Frances (9:56 AM):  

Frances (9:56 AM): oh oh oh i liiike!  

Frances (9:56 AM): Prances, you do this to Papa again? 

Frances (9:57 AM): Yesh! Now let's go for a walk! 

John Ong (9:57 AM):  So kunyari you want Therese to keep quiet (one of those one in a million days)...yo shout ""ridiculous!!""

John Ong (9:57 AM):  And she turns into a Corgi with ribbons

Frances (9:57 AM): oooh! 

Frances (9:57 AM): i love it!  

John Ong (9:58 AM):  And Lolo can turn into a bloodhound...

Frances (10:00 AM): an ooold bloodhound 

Frances (10:00 AM):  

Frances (10:00 AM): i think Ajak would be a dachshund

John Ong (10:01 AM):  "Fran!! I hate it when you turn me into a Corgi its not cute it sannoying you have to stop doing that when were having coffee...and those rib(**ridiculous!!!**)bons are...yapyapyapypaapyaaapp..."

John Ong (10:02 AM):  Now isnt that the PERFECT superpower for you???

John Ong (10:02 AM):  "Fran, the aliens are coming! We can't stop them, what do we do???"

John Ong (10:02 AM):  "***RRRREEEDEECYUULUUUS***"

John Ong (10:03 AM):  "Gee Fran I mean thanks, you saved the world...now what are we goign to do with a million bulldogs?"

John Ong (10:03 AM):  "....with ribbons???"

John Ong (10:03 AM):  "...and have asthma and pant when they take 5 steps?"

John Ong (10:04 AM):  Problema lang ibigay ko to sa iyo...TIYAK!! Aabusuhin mo yung powers mo

Frances (10:04 AM): mizmow  

John Ong (10:05 AM):  "**ridiculous!** zap......OK....enough's enough...I have to go to work and no one will take me seriously as a pink poodle"

John Ong (10:05 AM):  **...actually you're apricot**..."**basta! Nakakainis na!**

Frances (10:05 AM): stay and play with us! look i'll be a dog too! 

Frances (10:08 AM): what kind of dog would i be…?

John Ong (10:08 AM):  Yes....your downfall as a superhero is someone tricks you into using the ridiculous wand on yourself

Frances (10:09 AM): heeheeeeee  

John Ong (10:11 AM):  And you turn into a overweight miniature beagle...that chases its tail...

John Ong (10:12 AM):  Or thats how we stop you when you abuse your power! I trick you into zapping me while I'm wrapped in aluminum or have a mirror...and it hits you!

John Ong (10:15 AM):  And you hold up a sign that says "Not agheen....I hate eet when he uses aluminum foil to deceeve meeh..."

Frances (10:16 AM): we should write a web sitcom