Do I look like I'm about to expire?

First Therese's father tries to set me up with Yao Ming Szu*— Binondo-born, ex-basketball player who wanted us to "relax each other."
Then my aunt pulls a kai siao during one of her church functions. I was promised Russel Wong, they sat me next to William Hung.
Some friends want me to attend a convention so they can set me up with a trekkie.
Another friend wants to set me up with a cuddly tisoy who cooks well. Pwedeble.
And just now, my mom's best friend sent me a multiply page to view.

Nakakatuwa na nakakatawa.