Monday, July 21, 2008

You're the only man I would've married…

and you're marrying someone else. You've loved her for years and I am glad you're together. I'd rather see you with her than with some dumb chippy. It hurts but I respect your decision and I respect you—and maybe I will always feel this way for you.

Pero putcha Tony masakit. Masakit.

ESPECIALLY now that I know how great your ass looks. (Lust, Caution anyone?)

Tony, when your gaze bores through the celluloid (or LCD) will it still go straight into my soul? When you lean forward, when you reach for her (zhang, maggie, faye—who cares?) will I still catch my breath wishing you were reaching for me?

Oo naman. Hot mo kasi, Lolo.

Let me take out my copy of Chunking Express for old times sake.
*looks distracetedly into the distance, sheds a tear*

C'mon girls, let's dismantle that hope chest…

24 Comments:

At 10:48 PM, Anonymous nyel o'yek said...

he'sfinally getting married!? shet. hansakit. how could you do this, tony?! (and i just rented Hero.)

 
At 11:01 PM, Anonymous ene ^_^ said...

he's marrying someone else, not me? i am forlorn.

 
At 11:07 PM, Anonymous Katrina * said...

Okay lang, hindi naman ako selosa. I don't mind being Tony's "on the side."

Ahhh...Tony...I can't even write about him without feeling hot and bothered.

"Lust, Caution" was SO worth watching on the big screen. Do you think it's possible to find a copy that contains only the scenes with him in it? :-P~~~

 
At 11:09 PM, Anonymous jen lim said...

Waaaah!!!

 
At 1:17 AM, Anonymous Shirley Tan said...

baklang 'toh :P sorry for your loss though. but you're right. better than he end up with some bimbo chippy. then again, malay mo, simsimin din niya ang kabataan ng babaeng iyon tulad ng ginagawa ni lolo harrison. :)

 
At 4:33 AM, Anonymous Ace Cada said...

...uhm...mukha syang kawawang tuta... i see the appeal though. broken sword hehe...hehe...labo.

 
At 10:21 AM, Anonymous Lala Gallardo-Samson said...

nako ace.....nakuuuuuuu

 
At 11:06 AM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

in fairness, di na rin bata yung asawa iya. she's 42 i think. and they've been together for 19-20 years. so sige. ika nga ni Anne Sexton,

Climb her like monument, step after step,
She is solid.
As for me, I am a watercolor.
I wash off.

huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

 
At 11:11 AM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

oh Lordy have you seen it?
that scene where he throws Zhang Ziyi down onto the bed kasi galit siya kay maggie cheung…
pinaghalong sex at UFC. panalo.

 
At 11:13 AM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

But Kat is right, we can still be part of his harem.
I have dibs on Friday night!

 
At 11:23 AM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

You're right, Rainbow Bright. Being his mistress ain't so bad. Let us recall the sex and the quail's egg in Lust, Caution…

I'm sure there are Tony clips on Youtube. hanap hanap hanap…

 
At 11:24 AM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

I second the emotion.
Waaaah!

 
At 1:46 PM, Anonymous kitty almazan said...

ang gwapo nya talaga... hay.

 
At 2:00 PM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

hay buhay. magdasal na lang tayo na may make and model pa na ganyan.
St. Joseph…may I place an order?

 
At 2:04 PM, Anonymous kitty almazan said...

make that two please. :D

 
At 2:08 PM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

I second that too!

nakuuuuuu…alam ba yan ni margie? hehehe

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Katrina * said...

I'll take two. I need a spare para hindi malaspag agad. Hehehe!!!

 
At 2:22 PM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

Good idea! And you'll never know when they'll decide to discontinue the line….
I might need three.

 
At 2:37 PM, Anonymous Paul Catiang said...

*coughs, sputters*

Drowning ... in ... estrogen ... halp!

 
At 3:28 PM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

suck it up, Paul! don't wade into the pool if ye can't hack the deep end. ;)

 
At 8:43 PM, Anonymous Rachel Anne Calabia said...

Loka-loka! *hugs* For a moment there I panicked, the woe seems so genuine. Hmph.

:D

 
At 9:49 PM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

sowi :P marami na akong na-denggoy with this post. heeheehee

 
At 3:04 AM, Anonymous Joelle Jacinto said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

can i just say though na ang swerte ni zhang ziyi, she always gets those nggrrrrr violentsexy scenes, like the one in flying daggers with andy lau and the torture device eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 
At 11:55 AM, Anonymous Fran Ong said...

that lucky bitch… hahaha

 

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