tuesday night chat

me: he seems a bit new agey...
kats: oh no. can you hack that? doesn't have a ponytail or smell like patchoulli does he?
me: thankfully no. he looks very metrosexual. but the stuff he writes and the stuff he's into seems
kats: flaky?
me: maybe i'm getting skeptical in my old age. but when someone says they can place their hands on your head to release negative energy i'm a bit…hm.
kats: there's a term for releasing negative energy: orgasm.

after 2 minutes of ROFL (ROFL?!? Tsk tsk, carbon dating myself…)

me: this stuff seems to be working for him. he's pushing 40 and he looks better than most guys in their early 30s. than most guys in their 20s.
kats: well good. as long as he doesn't go all crystal and chakra on you.
kats: uso pa ba ang crystals? or is that too 1990?

more blather on life and love and growing old…

Ok Universe, I'm bendy like a reed in a storm. Surprise me.